Lucky Bastard Hits Enormous Slots Jackpot at Las Vegas Casino, Gets Sued
1 April 2006
It was recently reported that a casino situated on the Las Vegas Strip filed a lawsuit in a local court, claiming that A. Doglover, a longtime customer of the gaming venue, smuggled his Chihuahua dog into the facility, despite an explicit prohibition of doing so. The Chihuahua, which goes by the nickname Lucky Bastard, played at one of the casino's progressive slot machines, and hit an enormous jackpot winning $1,000,000.
Casino official I. Hatedogs was reported as saying that Lucky Bastard would be denied the slots money because he was not supposed to be at the venue in the first place. Hatedogs also said that the dog's inappropriate behavior during the announcement of the win, has chased away over 80% of the venue's customers. Apparently, Lucky Bastard released an extremely loud bark when he learned that he became a millionaire after investing only $2 in the "Good Doggy" slot machine.
When asked about his future plans regarding the slots money, which he would receive if he wins the casino's lawsuit, Lucky Bastard reportedly said that he plans to develop a gaming venue for dogs only. No further plans have apparently been discussed with the press. Lucky Bastard's and Doglover's sentencing is scheduled for today. Happy April Fool's Day!
Source: Authorized Online Casinos News Staff
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